Recently, Juiced.GS Magazine (the longest running Apple II print publication in existence) announced their solidarity with Apple Inc. in their fight for privacy and security against government eavesdropping. Not unexpectedly, this placed Juiced.GS in the cross-hairs of the FBI and other governmental agencies within the umbrella of Department of Homeland Security; if popular, influential magazines such as Juiced.GS were allowed to encrypt their content, then rowdy Atari and Commodore anarchists wouldn’t be too far behind. Where would it end?

Sources speaking confidentially with A2Central (because they were not authorized to do so) claimed the FBI wanted Juiced.GS decrypted, or “unlocked” and had initially requested the assistance of the NSA’s Advanced Code-breaking Unit (ACU) which uses super-computing and artificial intelligence resources to decrypt foreign government communications. That option allegedly wasn’t immediately available due to its current task of decoding McDonalds Monopoly prize pieces in an effort to win free Frappe Mocha, french fries and other freebies for the organization’s night shift. Conjecture indicates the NSA staff may have had an unprecedented case of the munchies.

A lengthy battle in the court of public opinion and eventual legal proceedings seemed imminent. However, it may have turned out to be an unnecessary and overly elaborate exercise as the FBI and Homeland Security now claim they can access Juiced.GS content without ACU intervention. An unidentified third-party is assisting the agency establish a subscription to the magazine that has the encryption feature disabled.